Thursday, May 26, 2011

Rich Asuncion Hasn't Tasted Aljur Abrenica's Red Hotdog Yet





















Manila, Philippines.
If you're not straight, you probably did not care to see Rich Asuncion's stunning FHM cover because for you, it's the muscle boys that give you a boner. 
And if you're straight/ a real man, I am sure you're cursing every frame of Aljur Abrenica's "sexually" suggestive hotdog commercial on TV every-time the ad gets played.
You might ask for connection, am i talking sh*t?, what do these two personalities have in common?
Hmm, the rumor mill says they're ex-es. Mind you, they always deny that they were lovers before. And if we'll believe Rich, she say's she hasn't tasted Aljur's red hotdog yet. 

“Hindi ko pa natitikman ang century tuna hotdog. Ha! Ha! Ha! Pero seryoso ‘to ha, hindi talaga ako mahilig sa hotdog!” Rich told Rose Garcia of Abante

Hmm, would that mean - they haven't had kinky time before - virgin mary!, she's a butch? i doubt it,  or our Bb. Pilipinas beauty does not like to take some things, orally. Ha?!

Rich may have posed seductive for a men's magazine, she may have worn pek-pek shorts for her new GMA skin-soap Sisid, but at-least her vulva values are still in-tact. After this, i'm gonna bang my head vigorously on the bathroom sink because these lies are killing me.

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