Hanep din ang Hi-tek Van ni Pareng Joji Isla kumpleto sa gadgets at signs. Kuha po 'to noong nag-long drive kami from San Francisco to Vancouver, Canada. Ingatz kayo sa Oregon, nadale si Joji sa speed trap, $300 yata ang multa. Doon lang kumikita yung mga maliit na barangay doon. Akala mo safe, yun pala may pulis, may pulis sa ilalim ng tulay. Pero walang kotong, pang-donuts o lagay, legit lahat.Ito naman yung cars names explained na galing dito.
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Buick
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Chevrolet
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
Dodge
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express
Fiat
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Ford
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
GMC
Garage Man’s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Honda
Had One Never Did Again
Hyundai
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
Mazda
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Oldsmobile
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
Pontiac
Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It’s A Cadillac
Saab
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
Toyota
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Volvo
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
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