So my friends and I have this thing called the "Punch in the Face List" which is basically a list of famous people that you wouldn't mind socking in the gob, based on their public persona.
Truth be told, if we were confronted with any of these people we'd all probably ask for a photo and autograph and tell them we are a huge fan.
Without further ado, may I present my top 5:
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| #5 Taylor Momson: Oooh yes, you are so rock n roll and hardcore. Moron. |
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| #4 Gwyneth Paltrow. Smug, snobby & self-important. And, Apple? Really? |
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| #3 Scott Disick. Not only is he an entitled brat, he's an entitled brat that doesn't appreciate a Kardashian! |
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| #2 Elle MacPherson. While it pains me to put an Aussie on the list, that wanker accent really kills me |
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| #1 Spencer Pratt. No explanation necessary |
* Hypothetical only, we wouldn't REALLY punch them
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