Sunday, April 24, 2011

Britney Spears Bans Junk Foods To Her "Femme Fatale" Tour

Britney Spears, Good Morning America Performance, March 29, 2011






























Her flabby butt and cholesterol filled tummy will be soon burned, not in hell, but through Brit Brit's new bizarre diet regimen.
The Sun has reported that Spears has allegedly banned hot dogs, pizza, beer(alcohol), and cookie dough ice cream from lurking inside her upcoming summer tour's premises.


Yep, you read it right - The "Till The World Ends" singer has allegedly given the caterers a "strict instruction" not to make any junk food because - SHE'S NOT ALLOWED IT. But why? Well, Britney b*tch may get tempted to try, you know, she's getting all serious about her weight loss thing. 
Poor concert staff - they will suffer alongside Britney's demise.


I saved the best for last - not only a mini-gym will be transported to each show, The Sun has also written that Spears has allegedly ordered to bring in humidifiers to her tour after the "Femme Fatale" heard that Beyonce uses them to protect her voice. LOL!

Really? The eternal pop slut star ain't that serious, is she?

Speaking of seriousness, look at these US Marines with all their desert-storm lip-syncing sh*t. I admit, this one got me - funny!

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