Thursday, May 19, 2011

Ahnold The Impregnator

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff. The woman’s husband became suspicious when he realized she was the first maid to make $1 million a year.

Arnold kept this secret for more than 10 years. You know how he did it? He moved the woman and child into an apartment right down the street from the Pakistani military academy. - Leno


Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with his maid. I can’t believe no one knew this was Arnold’s son. When he came out of the womb, he snapped his own umbilical cord.

I mostly feel bad for this kid that now has to learn how to spell the name Schwarzenegger.

Maria Shriver had dinner with Oprah the other night, so Arnold is in a lot of trouble. He should start looking into fortified compounds in Abbottabad. - Kimmel

Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child outside of his marriage 10 years ago. He told his wife at the time but it took 10 years for her to figure out what he was saying.

Arnold kept the child secret for 10 years. So maybe he is a good actor after all. - Conan

Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a lovechild back in 2003. He’s been taking care of the child financially, providing healthcare and education — the same stuff he took from every other child while he was governor of California.

Arnold is already coming up with excuses. He said he was just auditioning to be the next head of the IMF.  - Ferguson



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