BIR After Aljur Abrenica For Back Taxes? Plus Marian Rivera, Lovie Poe - PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up

Attention: Not only gays and matronics run after Aljur, because this time it's Rich Asuncion Kylie Padilla the Bureau of Internal Revenue! Our hotdog-boytoy, allegedly owes BIR a sum of P200,000.00  (that's for backtaxes and a letter has reportedly been sent to Machete). Hmm, I'm wondering if his red hotdog -that oozes out tuna bits when you bite on it- is that pricey, see the government milks a lot of tax from it. - SEEN SCENE

What do you expect Alfie? Temptation Island wouldn't be a hit if their actors will not flash their nude show their flesh and soul, Like duh! - STAR NGA BA?

Make 'Da King' proud Lovie, make your Daddy proud. Take it all off! Heck, please give her a frappé with 10 espresso shots para kabahan! - ABANTE

Aren't you puzzled if Dong's forest down there is sharp and pointed because our dear Amaya's feet get wounded whenever she runs on it. Whew, hell of a fetish, Marimar steps on Sergio's pubes? Ha-ha. -  SUNTOK SA BUWAN

Joseph Estrada Eyeing Mayoral Run in Manila? Plus Aljur Abrenica, Iwa Moto, Jackie Rice - PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up

Mayor Alfredo Lim, if you're still planning to run for re-election, prep-up. According to the rumor mill, the Ex-president, Joseph Ejercito Estrada is considering to take over your post in Maynila.- SEEN SCENE

I don't blame the internets if they made up a story that Kuya Germs is dead, god, for a STRAIGHT guy to rant about why Twitter has now become a diary, and the most shocking, he revealed that he cried to the "tear-jerker," Angel Loscin-Aga Muhlach movie. - THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

Salve Asis, I have the balls to say that Sam Milby's indie film, Third World Happy kind of "flopped" in theaters. - SHOW MY

Aljur's red hotdog has some tuna bits that ooze out whenever you take a bite of it. Crap! - I KNOW BETTER

Since when Jackie Rice has become the "lugaw" to make the househelp's afternoons hot? Because my unreliable demographics tell me that the Indays' watch the GMA 7 afternoon dramas.- MGA MATA NI LOLITA

Not only Iwa Motto acts bad, she also invents stories that's full of sh*t-holes too. Girl, hire a better scriptwriter next time. - PEP

Rich Asuncion Hasn't Tasted Aljur Abrenica's Red Hotdog Yet

Manila, Philippines.

If you're not straight, you probably did not care to see Rich Asuncion's stunning FHM cover because for you, it's the muscle boys that give you a boner. 

And if you're straight/ a real man, I am sure you're cursing every frame of Aljur Abrenica's "sexually" suggestive hotdog commercial on TV every-time the ad gets played.

You might ask for connection, am i talking sh*t?, what do these two personalities have in common?

Hmm, the rumor mill says they're ex-es. Mind you, they always deny that they were lovers before. And if we'll believe Rich, she say's she hasn't tasted Aljur's red hotdog yet. 

“Hindi ko pa natitikman ang century tuna hotdog. Ha! Ha! Ha! Pero seryoso ‘to ha, hindi talaga ako mahilig sa hotdog!” Rich told Rose Garcia of Abante

Hmm, would that mean - they haven't had kinky time before - virgin mary!, she's a butch? i doubt it,  or our Bb. Pilipinas beauty does not like to take some things, orally. Ha?!

Rich may have posed seductive for a men's magazine, she may have worn pek-pek shorts for her new GMA skin-soap Sisid, but at-least her vulva values are still in-tact. After this, i'm gonna bang my head vigorously on the bathroom sink because these lies are killing me.

Aljur Abrenica Shows Off His Red Hotdog in New TV Ad

Aljur Abrenica. Photo: Century Tuna Hotdog TVC

Manila, Philippines.
I must say, Aljur Abrenica's sexy body has been abused - at some point.

But he looks yummy and the video packs a lot of naughty fun - your regular stuff for adults.

There is some kinky undertone with this "indecent" TVC, and this one, according to some conservative nuns, is not appropriate for kids.

Calling MTRCB, Hello!
Okay, i'm just teasing. It's no big deal for me - Aljur flirting with a female model because his hot-dog is healthy? It's fine with me.

Oh wait, I'm gonna bite that red hotdog. Sure it looks like his sword delicious. 

Temptation Island - Teaser

Here's the initial teaser for Regal Films' upcoming sexy dramedy flick, “Temptation Island.”

Starring Marian Rivera, Heart Evangelista, Lovi Poe, Solenn Heussaff, Aljur Abrenica, Mikael Daez, Tom Rodriguez, and John Lapus.

PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Aljur Abrenica, Mo Twister, Kim Chiu

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Aljur Abrenica

Because he licked her tonsils.

The conservative Heart Evangelista tells Aljur Abrenica not to open his mouth on their kissing scene. But why? -OH, LABAN KA?

Mothers Know Best. Judy Ann Santos now goes for what will bring her more millions.But of course! -AYAW Paawat?

A Starlet denies that a dog got her pregnant. Ugh, crap. Cheap Publicity stunts. - John's POINT

Jolo Revilla has this BIG thing, and now Kim Chiu is reportedly afraid of it. Hmm, bring it into the light everyday and in time, it'll be clear. Ha?

-RUBBING ELBOWS

Because he's getting too much EMO nowadays, don't be surprised if Mo Twister appears on his TV Show wearing guy-liners and bangs ala Vice Ganda  that covers his heartbroken eyes. Yikes  - PEP

Serious Kinky-Monkey Business. Report: Ruffa Mae Quinto and Fabio Ide enjoy eating each others bananas.-I KNOW BETTER

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Party Pilipinas "Signs" opening act (January 30 episode)

Kapuso stars pushed their luck and inspiration from the zodiac signs for GMA 7’s Party Pilipinas January 30 "Signs" episode.

Opening Number: Jay-R, Heart Evangelista, Sam Pinto, Rachelle Ann Go, Kris Lawrence, Chynna Ortaleza, Lovi Poe, Marian Rivera, Rochelle Pangilinan, Aljur Abrenica, Gian Magdangal, XLR8, Frencheska Farr, Kyla, Jennylyn Mercado, Jolina Magdangal, Richard Gutierrez, Elmo Magalona, Ogie Alcasid and many more...

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GMA-7's Telebabad Show Lineup for 2011

Checkout the upcoming shows from GMA network for their 2011 offering from the "Telebabad" primetime block: "I Heart You Pare", "Dwarfina", "Amaya", "Machete" and "Captain Barbell".

"I Heart You Pare" (Drama-comedy), Starring Dingdong Dantes and Regine Velasquez

"Dwarfina" (romantic fantasy), Starring Heart Evangelista, Dennis Trillo, Pauleen Luna, Will Devaughn, Kylie Padilla, Angelika dela Cruz, Jackielou Blanco, Lani Mercado Chanda Romero, Janice de Belen, Iwa Moto, Mark Bautista, Mico Aytona, Emilio Garcia, Cris Villanueva, Vaness del Moral and Tony Mabesa.

"Amaya" (Epic Series), Starring GMA-7's Primetime Queen Marian Rivera

"Machete" (Fantasy-drama), Starring Aljur Abrenica, Ryza Cenon and Bela Padilla

Mars Ravelo’s "Captain Barbell" (Action fantasy), Starring Richard Gutierrez, child star Jillian Ward, Survivor Celebrity castaways Solenn Heussaff and Michelle Madrigal, Sam Pinto, Isabel Oli, Bianca King and Frencheska Farr.

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"Party Pilipinas" opening number "7th Monthsary All-Star" episode

"Party Pilipinas" delivered another intense opening act for the celebration of their "7th Monthsary All-Star" episode (October 17). They combined the opening numbers from previous episodes.

"Party Pilipinas" "Skin" teaser (October 3)

Expect a sexy Sunday musical variety show "Party Pilipinas" on October 03 with the theme episode "Skin". Watch the teaser below...

"Party Pilipinas" opening number “Non-Stop” episode.

Checkout the Kapuso talents in their opening number for GMA-7's Sunday musical variety show "Party Pilipinas", September 19 “Non-Stop” episode.

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