Osama and Mary Palmer with her five friends.

 

The SEALs recovered an extensive stash of pornography from bin Laden’s compound. There were interesting titles: “Debby Does Abbottabad,” “Deep Goat,” "Hubothabad Sa Abbottabad," and  “Osama bin Hayden's Scandal .” 

It's now official folks. Even with eleven wives at his disposal, Osama Bin Slappen is doing the Five Knuckle Shuffle, Spanking the monkey, Jerkin' the gherkin, The old yanky the cranky, Chafing the carrot, Chokin the Chicken, Cleaning the Pipes, Making Nut Butter, White Water Wristing, and playing With Mary Palmer and her five friends.

Curl Up & Dye

 

"Last night the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. I think his exact quote was, "I love all living things, but that guy was a dick." -Conan

"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." – Leno

 

"There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans." – Letterman  

"The death of Osama bin Laden last Sunday has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make America pay for bin Laden's death. Which - I'm pretty sure we did pay for his death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." – Kimmel

Breaking news: Osama Still Alive!

 

Al Qaeda's just-released photo proving that Osama bin Laden is still alive!  Maski na walang phone and internet connection si Al Qaeda bossing sa villa eh thanks to satellite TV, na watch pa rin niya ang Pacquiao vs. Mosley fight sa Vegas.

Osama Has Been...

Meanwhile at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, it's payback time.

Hiding in Plain Sight

They found Osama, he's been using another name.

  

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