Showing posts with label Pinoy Medical Alert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pinoy Medical Alert. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Pinoy's Medicine Cabinet



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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Dr. Bendover and His Giant Fingers



Well folks, its that time of the year na concentrate muna ako sa physical life ko vs. digital life. Or as Dr. Bendover would say "tuwad na ser time." Yes annual medical checkup ni Pinoy po today. Juicekoday baket ba naman sa dami ng doktor dito sa estet eh natapat pa ako dito na parang saging saba ang taba ng mga daliri! Anak yata ni Andre the Giant 'to. Say ni dok "look to the left and cough." Anobayan bakit me may I look to the left na sabay ubo pa. Ang layo naman ng betlog ko sa lungs. Dapat nga look down ako, baka kung ano na ang ginagawa mo jan down under. Enden heto na nga ang kinakatakutan ko. "Dok can you put more KY?" Hirit ko...enden... enden... heto na po at dahandahang biglang exam! Napasigaw tuloy ako ng "LADY GAGA!". Dok baket naman me salat pa, ano yan madyong? After like forever natapos din at luhaan akong iika-ikang nagsuot ng underpants ko. "Congratulation Mr. Pinoy, your prostate is normal and I see you had corn for lunch." See you next year daw. Pwede ba, ayoko na! Hahanap na ako ng bagong doctor. Yung unanong payat na Asian.